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Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...

thatkiddellias: -Hello? Mom? -No. This is Trey Songz

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Reblog if you want an 'if I was your...

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kylie-leilani: taycreatesmemories: This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons. this is really disturbing….

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Jul 27th

doperthansoap asked: we're always dying. wether it be of boredom or something completely opposite. each day. is another day closer to death. SO DON'T BE BORED! CUZ THEN YOU'LL BE DYING, AND BORED. AT THE SAME TIME. lol hows that for the emo notion of the day?

Jul 27th

Some one leave something in my ask box. I AM DYING...

Jul 27th

Stereo hearts-Gym Class Heroes

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Anonymous asked: Whats your view on long distance relationships?

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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...

People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

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jasmine-blu: IMA BUFF BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN I CAN SHAKA MY FANNY I CAN SHAKA MY CAN IMA TOUGH TOOTIN BABY I CAN PUNCHA YA BUNS PUNCHA YA BUNS I CAN PUNCH ALL YA BUNS IF YOURE AN EVIL WITCH I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN c:

Jul 27th

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Cool Inventions of 2011.

sixtysixstrawberries: youre-a-lizard-harry: ayealexisrose: I WANT THEM ALL. THE FIRST ONE. YES. OMG, I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE. WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS READING CONSTANTLY AS A KID?

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that awkward moment when you push a door, when...

lauraleighxo: londontojamaica: emarco10: roseyypoo: hangontothegooddays: OMG THE GIF. LOL ROFL daaahhhhh PAHA the gif :’)

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missbernanery: diegownsyerface: HAHAHAH WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH OMFGGG LOL Ow PATRICK :D

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OhMyGian!: To Incoming Freshmen →

drewkiimon: High School is nothing like what you see in movies. There aren’t parties every weekend. Not everyone is going to like you so don’t get butt hurt. The people you associate yourself with determine how you will look at school, thus making you or breaking you. Don’t change for anyone….

Jul 26th