I'm a huge fuck up.
Put a color in my ask (:
Honest. Green: i like you Silver: i miss you pink: i want to date you Teal: i think your cute … Yellow: i want to kiss you Gold: i used to like you Black: i think you’re hot Purple: i hate you Red: you’re my bestfriend http://love-tamaron.tumblr.com/ask
I suck at flirting.
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys i mean oh wow so like
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
hoyitskrystal: I doubt I’ll get any. http://hoyitskrystal.tumblr.com/ask Please? I like helping peopleeee