ej-capiend0: circa-93: daughterofhungryghosts: I’m so excited for this, it’s not even funny. It’s like everything Glee had hoped to be, but never was. i think i just…died omfg
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
When I catch my pencil from falling
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
omg seriously all i can think about is riding my penny board
thisgirltinaaa: Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross impersonations. those were fucking perfect, lololol. Oh shit haha